Dear Security at Work,
Could I please have a few minutes of your time?
With a decrease in the “available” parking spots for able-bodied, non-pregnant employees, it irritates me to no end to see this when I come to work in the morning. Surely this person has issues parking? I can’t imagine someone being this arrogant. Will you please locate this employee and remind him/her of our policy?
If you like this post, you may find this one entertaining, too:
http://workdusoleil.blogspot.com/2011/04/pregnant-ladies-are-not-disabled.html